RoseHips Kween 2008
Criteria: Entrants must be human (or a reasonable facsimile)
and at least 21 years old (or we can’t let you into the dance).
Fill out the Rosehip Kween Kontest Form and return to:
Kinetic Koffee or mail in to PO Box 451 PT., WA 98368
You will attend the Rosehip Kween Koronation and Kostume Ball
(Saturday night, October 4th , at the American Legion Hall)
Pageant begins at 9 pm. During the pageant you must:
Tell one joke
Share a recipe
Demonstrate a talent or skill
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Be Prepared ! Judges can (and do) “GONG” your act and pull you from the stage if
they are bored or repulsed. Reflect Kinetic
Spirit…and keep it short !
Bribes are essential.
Lunacy is helpful.
Remember…mediocrity rules.
Judges choose three finalists, then THE CROWD cheers for the winning Kween
Should you be chosen Kueen or Princess, you must:
Show up for the race on Sunday and act regal at all times.
Be available for various parades, functions, and festivities:
Port Townsend Rhody Parade ( in May )
Uptown Street Faire ( in August )
Next years Rosehip Ball ( in Oct. )
And any other event you feel inspired to appear at.
( YES…your “rain” extends until the next Rosehip Ball).
Your Kweenly benefits include a Krown, a throne, and a new reputation
Your costume and attitude will be become the new outrage
Hundreds of weird people will bow to you with the Kinetic Chickne salute.
Photo-ops in strange places